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1. It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. 2. I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what’s telling me that. 3. The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large. 4. A farmer in the field w ...



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